Turns out, it's google.
Is that where you are?
But you’re still in our hearts
so anyway i was sitting here working and I was just so bored so I went for a walk around the house and guess what i saw. The yard waste still isn't picked up. its still sitting there like omg do ur job ppl!
3 hours. sixteenths at 180 clean for the first time. i did it like twice but it COUNTS. my neighbor banged on the wall at 8:40 which is EARLIER THAN USUAL so honestly i think he's escalating. pizza rolls for dinner. school tomorrow. dont care.
45 MINUTES!!!!! FOURTY FIVE!!!!! step 1: wash it. step 2: DRY IT UPSIDE DOWN (this is the SECRET, nobody tells u this) step 3: tease. from underneath. section by section. this is where the time goes. this is the WAR. step 4: hairspray. more. MORE. u think ur done ur not done. step 5: straighten the top layer ONLY so it looks smooth on top and CHAOS underneath. thats the LOOK. step 6: bow. always a bow. the bow is no…
Day 4 looking for Penny. We've driven the Ridge Ave area probably fifteen times. Mrs. Coyle sat on her porch all day yesterday with the dog's blanket out on the step because someone told her they can smell home from a mile away and I don't know if that's true but I wasn't going to be the one to tell her it might not be. Six people from this website drove around looking for a beagle for a woman none of them have ever…
ok so people keep asking so im just gonna explain it ONCE and then never again. 1. brayden - bf. obviously. 4 months and 16 days. 2. bri - best friend since 6th grade she has literally caught me in the air like 500 times 3. mia - we do each others makeup and she lets me cry in her car 4. sofia - she is from SPAIN and she is the coolest person i have ever met and she doesnt even know it 5. brittani - she takes the be…
hey everybody. a few things. 1. YES, i see the reports about the layout that turns everybody's page sideways. it's a missing closing tag in a layout that got passed around. paste your code in again and take out the last thing you added. if that doesn't work, message me. i'll look at it myself. i look at all of them myself. 2. autoplay: several of you have asked me to turn it off site-wide. i'm not going to. i know.…
I would like to report my findings. WEEK ONE I was here to check on Jennifer. I will be honest about that because she reads this and she already knows. WEEK TWO something else happened, which is that I read what these kids write. I read a 27 year old explain in six hundred words why he was sad in a parking lot, and it was better than anything I wrote at his age. I read a girl I've known since she was six organize a…
We broke up in a Taco Bell parking lot on a Tuesday and I want to write it all down before it gets sanded into a story I tell at parties. Here is what actually happened. She wanted to talk. I said okay, and I knew, I absolutely knew, because nobody has ever wanted to "talk" about something good. We drove and neither of us said anything for eleven minutes. I counted them on the clock. Then she pulled into the Taco Be…
I've been shooting a series and I finally know what it's about, which took four months and two hundred wasted frames. It's about the last hour before a place closes. Diners at 10:50. Laundromats at 9:40. The record store when the guy starts putting things away but hasn't said anything yet. Fluorescent light plus the knowledge that you have to leave soon does something to people's faces that I can't get any other way…
my first party was 2002. i was 17. i went alone because the girl who was gonna take me bailed. i stood by a speaker for three hours with my arms crossed, didn't talk to one person, didn't drink any water, and drove home at 4am shaking, and i thought: that's it, that's the thing everyone's obsessed with? then someone gave me a bracelet and it changed my whole life. that's not an exaggeration and i don't care how it s…
I go to Allegheny Cemetery most Sundays and I would like to make the case for it, because people react to that sentence like I told them I collect teeth. It is 300 acres. It has hills, ponds, extraordinary trees, and a Victorian landscape design that people paid a fortune to walk through in 1850. It is free. It is quiet. Nobody plays music. Nobody throws a frisbee at your head. There are more birds there than anywhe…
Saturdays I get up at 4:15 and I want to tell you about the ten minutes between my house and the bakery because it's the best part of my week and nobody's ever awake to see it. Nothing is open. The streetlights are still on but the sky has started, that navy that isn't quite a color yet. There's one truck at the light on Beaver Street and neither of us needs to be at that light, we're both just following a rule for…