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Spymace — a place for friends.
Spymacea place for friends.

It is 2005 in here and it always will be. Make a page, make it hideous, make friends, rank them ruthlessly.

Here's what you get:
  • Create a profiletell everyone your favorite bands, at length
  • Customize it with real CSSyes, real CSS. yes, we know.
  • Rank your friends into a Top 8friendship, finally quantified
  • Put a video on itpaste a YouTube link. it plays automatically. this is a feature.
  • Leave comments on your friends' pagesin glitter text, ideally
Cool New Peoplesee everyone »
SadDadSadDad⚡ hyper
Doug LenzDoug Lenz🍕 hungry
DougDoug⚡ hyper
Deborah AlvarezDeborah Alvar…😕 confused
wren hallowaywren halloway😎 chillin'
Briana FosterBriana Foster😊 happy
devin.devin.💔 crushed
Mr. HalversonMr. Halverson😊 happy
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  • NEW! Profile videos now play by themselves, exactly like you feared.
  • NEW! Ten themes, including one that is just green text on black.
  • Reminder: your Top 8 is visible to your Top 8. Choose wisely.