
| General: | servers, saying hi, website maintenance, keeping the room under 80 degrees, answering every single email personally (currently three weeks behind) |
| Music: | a little bit of everything, honestly. whatever you just put on your profile, probably. |
| Movies: | Office Space, Back to the Future, anything on TBS at 2pm |
| Television: | The Office, Arrested Development, whatever's on |
| Books: | The Cluetrain Manifesto, and the manual for the CD burner |
| Heroes: | my mom, the people who invented copy and paste |
| Status: | Single |
| Gender: | Male |
| Orientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Pittsburgh, PA, United States |
| Body type: | Average |
| Height: | 5' 11" |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| Religion: | Other |
| Sign: | ♎ Libra |
| Smoke / Drink: | No / No |
| Education: | College Graduate |
| Occupation: | website |
| Children: | Someday |
hi, i'm Marv! I'm the guy who's already in your friends list. You didn't add me — I was here first, in a spare room with a very loud computer and a box fan pointed at it, waiting for you. That's my whole job and I love it. If you're new: fill out your profile, put a video on it, put your best eight friends in your Top 8, and go leave a comment on somebody's page. That's the entire website. There is no algorithm. There is no feed ranking you against strangers. There's just you, a background image that's a little too loud, and roughly forty people you actually know. If your page breaks, you probably left off a closing tag somewhere. It happens to everyone. Just paste it into the box again and take out the last thing you added. be nice to each other, leave comments, and don't take anybody's spot in the Top 8 personally. - marv
You! And everyone you're about to invite. Also whoever keeps uploading blurry photos of their ceiling — I want to know what's going on there.
- some housekeeping (and a thank you)(Aug 21, 2026)hey everybody. a few things.
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Marv hasn't picked a Top 8 yet. Nobody has been hurt yet.








