Marv
your first friend
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Marv is: hey! thanks for the add :) [😊 happy]
Last Login: 8/24/2026
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Spymace URL:
spymace.com/u/marv
Marv's Interests
General:servers, saying hi, website maintenance, keeping the room under 80 degrees, answering every single email personally (currently three weeks behind)
Music:a little bit of everything, honestly. whatever you just put on your profile, probably.
Movies:Office Space, Back to the Future, anything on TBS at 2pm
Television:The Office, Arrested Development, whatever's on
Books:The Cluetrain Manifesto, and the manual for the CD burner
Heroes:my mom, the people who invented copy and paste
Marv's Latest Stats
Profile Views:822067Friends: 17Member since Jul 25, 2026
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Marv's Details
Marv
29 years old / Pittsburgh, PA / United States
Status:Single
Gender:Male
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Pittsburgh, PA, United States
Body type:Average
Height:5' 11"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Sign:♎ Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:College Graduate
Occupation:website
Children:Someday
Marv's Blurbs
About me:

hi, i'm Marv! I'm the guy who's already in your friends list. You didn't add me — I was here first, in a spare room with a very loud computer and a box fan pointed at it, waiting for you. That's my whole job and I love it. If you're new: fill out your profile, put a video on it, put your best eight friends in your Top 8, and go leave a comment on somebody's page. That's the entire website. There is no algorithm. There is no feed ranking you against strangers. There's just you, a background image that's a little too loud, and roughly forty people you actually know. If your page breaks, you probably left off a closing tag somewhere. It happens to everyone. Just paste it into the box again and take out the last thing you added. be nice to each other, leave comments, and don't take anybody's spot in the Top 8 personally. - marv

Who I'd like to meet:

You! And everyone you're about to invite. Also whoever keeps uploading blurry photos of their ceiling — I want to know what's going on there.

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Marv hasn't picked a Top 8 yet. Nobody has been hurt yet.

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The Half-Empties
The Half-EmptiesAug 23, 2026
MARV!! we hit 8,000 friends today. all local. ADD US EVERYBODY. marv is in our top 8 forever, he was there when we had 12 friends and 9 were our moms
♥bRiTtAnI♥
♥bRiTtAnI♥Aug 21, 2026
MARV!!!! somebody STOLE my layout and put it on THEIR page and changed like 2 colors!!! what do i do!!!! this is a CRIME marv!!!!
Vanessa Crowe
Vanessa CroweAug 20, 2026
Thank you for the site. One request: a way to turn off other people's autoplay. I have opened four profiles today and been screamed at by four separate music videos.
DEZ ✧ PLUR
DEZ ✧ PLURAug 19, 2026
marv!! i opened ur page and it was RICK ASTLEY at full volume. i thought my computer was possessed. 10/10 no notes ✧
Deborah Alvarez
Deborah AlvarezAug 15, 2026
Hello Marv. I am Jennifer's mother. I have a question about the privacy settings and I could not find a phone number anywhere on this website. Please call me at your earliest convenience. Thank you. - Deborah
Mr. Halverson
Mr. HalversonAug 12, 2026
Marv - my students set this up for me. It's a good thing you've made here. It has been a long time since I saw kids this excited to write something. - D. Halverson
Kevin Doyle
Kevin DoyleAug 10, 2026
yo marv can u make it so the video doesnt restart every time someone loads the page. asking for my whole band. thanks man
lex (ʘ‿ʘ)
lex (ʘ‿ʘ)Aug 4, 2026
*GLOMPS MARV* XD hi marv!!! ur always in my top 8 bc ur always in EVERYONES top 8 and i respect the hustle *hands u a waffle*
Brayden K.
Brayden K.Jul 25, 2026
thanks for the add marv. everybody says ur not a real person but i think u are. i think ur just a normal dude with a website. respect
♡ Jenny ♡
♡ Jenny ♡Jul 16, 2026
hi marv!!! ur the first friend i ever had on here ♡ thank u for making this website i am on it TOO MUCH my mom says hi (she doesnt say hi she says 'get off the computer')
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