lex (ʘ‿ʘ) (@bananaphone_lex)

lex (ʘ‿ʘ)

“RANDOM!!1! *glomps u* XD”

lex (ʘ‿ʘ) is: i am a BANANA. *falls over* *is random* [😈 mischievous]

Last Login: 8/23/2026

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lex (ʘ‿ʘ)'s Interests

General:	being random, sporks, quizilla quizzes, MSPaint comics, staying up all night, Gerald (toaster), inventing words
Music:	Weird Al, They Might Be Giants, the Homestar Runner soundtrack, whatever's on Newgrounds, Bowling for Soup
Movies:	Napoleon Dynamite, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (i can quote ALL of it and i WILL), Shrek
Television:	Invader Zim, Ed Edd n Eddy, Adult Swim, Strong Bad Emails (technically not tv, i dont care)
Books:	Hitchhiker's Guide, Captain Underpants (a classic, do not @ me), Garfield collections
Heroes:	Weird Al Yankovic, Strong Bad, my uncle Ron who is INSANE but in a fun way

lex (ʘ‿ʘ)'s Latest Stats

Profile Views:040142Friends: 1Member since Jul 29, 2026

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lex (ʘ‿ʘ)'s Details

lex (ʘ‿ʘ)

25 years old / Leechburg, PA / United States

Status:	Single
Gender:	Non-binary
Orientation:	Not Sure
Hometown:	Leechburg, PA, United States
Body type:	Slim / Slender
Height:	5' 4"
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Other
Sign:	♓ Pisces
Smoke / Drink:	No / No
Education:	High School
Occupation:	professional banana
Children:	I don't want kids

lex (ʘ‿ʘ)'s Blurbs

About me:

HELLO INTERNET PERSON *hands u a waffle* im lex, im 25, im RANDOM, and yes i AM eating cheese right now HOW DID U KNOW *~*~RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME~*~* > i talk to my toaster. his name is Gerald. he has never responded. i remain optimistic > i have a spork collection (7 sporks) > i once stayed awake for 31 hours to see if i could see through time. i could not. i saw a possum > my spirit animal is a llama that has just been informed of something upsetting > CHEESE. thats not a fact thats just a thing i wanted to say > i type in caps when EXCITED and lowercase when Contemplative and both when confused if u talk 2 me i will respond in approx 4 seconds bc i am ALWAYS ONLINE. school? i am online. dinner? online. i have a system. DO NOT ASK ME WHY I AM LIKE THIS. i have asked myself. there was no answer. only the possum. *runs away flailing arms* BYEEEEE

Who I'd like to meet:

the possum. Weird Al. someone who will do a synchronized flail with me in the mall food court. a llama (see above, it's important to me)